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Today we bring you a special episode: Azalius sent us pain in gift form this Christmas, and its name was Broforce. I’m honestly not sure what kind of thought process went into designing the… anything, in this game, but whatever it was probably grinned madly while doing so. While clutching a lit stick of dynamite.
Today I am the aggregate cast of 1994’s The Crow, Azalius leaves us all to die, and Grant is a walking artillery marker that plays Tetris with Dr. Euthanasia’s skull.
Do not play this game with friends. I’m deadly serious here: you will not have them by the time you’ve finished. Falling blocks will have taken them away.