Full House Lords of Shadow EP9: The Butterfingers Aspect

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP8: Smack It Link (Youtube) The year is 2014. The hour: nigh. Five brave souls set out to chronicle the horror that is Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. They are Samwise “Better-Than-8-Bit” Taxgee, Doctor “Quicktime” Euthanasia, Rotational Butterfingers Azalius, “Awkward” Jonathan Grant, and Ross “Warg Warrior” Zevenhuizen. This level is a little […]

Full House Lords of Shadow EP8: Smack It

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP7: The Moment Link (Youtube) After a month-long hiatus wrapping up development on Unrest I return to finish off this… exemplar of a long-running franchise gone mad. Expect more regular updates from here on out; Azalius and I have been up to some nefarious F2P deeds again. But today? Today I […]

Full House Lords of Shadow EP7: The Moment

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP6: Bombastic Shadow Gremlin Sweepstakes Link (Youtube) This time Grant eats breakfast for dinner, Euthanasia knows all the colours of the darkness rainbow (but won’t join its side), Sam foreshadows the light but discovers it’s actually dog feces, Azalius can’t washroom break himself out of this one, and I’m still waiting […]

Full House Lords of Shadow EP6: Bombastic Shadow Gremlin Sweepstakes

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP5: Fleamendacity Link (Youtube) Today things get a bit goblinoid. I strut my unfortunate knowledge of magical mighty heroism, Azalius runs up against an invisible wall, Sam speaks the unspeakable spoiler, Grant revels in the execution of voice-acting more than is necessary, and somebody fed the Doctor after midnight. The thing […]

Full House Lords of Shadow EP5: Fleamendacity

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP4: Stablemaster X – Rodeo of Blood Link (Youtube) This time on Full House we ride more things! Into other things! Also, I am a historian of the fairy-demon boobwars, Euthanasia is a ninja-flipping mass of terrible jigglephysics, Azalius bares some unfortunate truths, and Grant makes a bunch of scarring mammaries. […]

Full House Lords of Shadow EP4: Stablemaster X – Rodeo Of Blood

Previous: Lords of Shadow EP3: Lycans Ahead, Warthogs Behind Link (Youtube) Tonight. I’m an fire-singing, web-slinging airplane, Sam is a sepia-toned progression system skillmaester, Azalius is an expansive hit-staggering vista, Grant’s driven down the wall by Gabriel’s short bus, and the doctor is a full-spectrum evildoer. This is undeniably the Episode Of Riding Many Things. […]