X-Men: Legitimate Class (Part 4)

“Killing Him Won’t Bring Them Back” The ironic cognitive dissonance that is Charles Xavier’s moral system in this movie is really best described by a single scene near the end of the whole affair. So profound is its nature that no additional context need be given. Shaw’s swanky U-boat-turned-strip-club lies twisted and smoking on the […]

X-Men: Dubious Class Part 2

We return! Hodekin, run the slides! Raise the lightning rod! Angel Yes, I’ve devoted an entire sub-section of this rant specifically to Angel, because she is Exhibit A of how poorly characterized the secondary cast of this movie are. Completely aside from that, she’s also terrible in an astonishing breadth and variety of other ways, […]